Funny Shayari's

Dil diya tha use pyar ki nishani samaz kar,
woh kambakhat kha gayi biriyani samaz kar,
khoon-e-jigar bhi nahi chhoda jalim ne,
use bhi pi gayi nimbu pani samaz kar…….

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Main uske pyaar me ban gayaa Baraf Kaa Gola…….
main uske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola…..
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab Coca-Cola

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Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota.

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Dil ki baat Dil mein mat rakhna ...
Jo Pasand ho usse I LOVE YOU kehna...
Agar wo Ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat
Raakhi Nikalna aur kehna Pyari Behna Milti Rehna...

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Roses r red but violets r blue…
Monkey like u should
be kept in the Zoo…
Dont get angry u will find me there too...
Not with u But Laughing at You...
He He He He

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Kaassh tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote
Kaassh tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote
Chaand toh tu hai hi Sitaare bhi saath hote

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Yeh hasin Wadiyaan,
Yeh khulah Aasman,
Yeh hasin Wadiyaan,
Yeh khulan Aasman,
Dekho woh uda
Shaktiman Shaktiman..

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Presented By
Gaurav Tank
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