Saturday, May 31, 2008

Shayari & Jokes

Kitni Hasin Ho Tum
Khudko Dusro ki Mazrose Bachaya Karo

Sirf Kaajal Lagana Kafi Nahin
Galo Mein Nimbu Mirchi Bhi Latkaya Karo



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Doctor: Teray ko maaloom hai k Cigarette
Ek tarah say Slow Poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa Marnay ki Jaldi hai.



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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa Baajo walay ghar say
Doctor ko bula k laa,
Meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! Aap to khud doctor ho.

Munna : Bolay to meri Fees Buhat Zyada hai na.


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