Titanic was sinking.An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?Santa: 2 KMs.Englishman jumped into sea.Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

Santa: I have swallowed a key.Doctor: When?Santa: 3 months back!Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?Santa: Very long...!

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.