Jokes For Laugh

1) Whats the diff between gandhi, musharraf & lalu? gandhi-didnt know whatslie, musharraf doesnt know whats truth & lalu doesnt know the difference.

2) Bindaas sone ka, rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhoot se nahi darne ka, boleto..aaina nahi dekhne ka.. GOOD NITE..

3) Are u a high scoring student?Bored of gettin gud marks?join M.S.UNIVERSITY. . aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 saalon me..marks se nomarks...ab sach mein posible!

4) If i wud b a painter u will b my painting. If i wud b a author u will b mynovel. If i wud b a poet u will b my poem but unfortunatly i m a cartoonist

5) "Boyfrnds" r like "Paanipuri" always tasty. "Lovers" r like "Pizzas" hot nspicy."husbnds" r lik"Dal Chawal"no othr option but good 4 health & wealth.

6) A young man tries to talk to a young girl......., I HAVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE,the girl replied, "QUIET POSSIBLE I AM NURSE IN MENTAL HOSPITAL".

7) What is Marriage?Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat puchna!!

8) Teacher-can u define the word lecturer for me student- lecturer is a person who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping..

9) Husband to his wife : hey, the phone is ringing. lift it and if it is for me, tell them that i'm not here.Wife lifts the phone n tells : my husband is in house only. Husband gets angry n asks his wife why she told like that. Then wife replies : oh, the call is for me.

10)How did santa tried to kill a bird??He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die..

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