Paki In Mumbai

A Paki, while visiting Mumbai, found himself in the back seat of

a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the New Andheri Flyover,

the Paki who has never seen such big buildings asks the cab

driver "What's this thing?" "That's the New Flyover, the biggest in

Mumbai" replied the cabbie. "Flyover? How long did it take to build that?"

asked the Paki. "About 5 years" replied the cabbie.

"5 years? We build them twice as high, twice as wide and four times as

long down in Karachi, and we do that in six months."

A while later the cab driver makes his was past the Nehru

Planetarium. "What's that building over there?" asks the Paki. "That's the

Planetarium " replied the cabbie. "Plantarum huh ? How long'd it take to

build that?" asked the Paki. "About three years" replied the

cabbie. "Three years? We build them twice as high, three times as long

and four times as wide as that down in Karachi, and it only takes us

about two weeks."

Shortly thereafter the cabbie drives past the Air India building . "What's

that building there?" asks the Paki, pointing at the tower. "I don't know"

replied the cabbie, "It wasn't here when I drove by yesterday.